Apparently us humans have been taking dog lessons … you know … a dog in the park full of trees …

Squirrel … squirrel … squirrel … gotta pee … squirrel … please put down that phone and help me … squirrel …

All it takes is some personal discipline that is a bit better than a Labrador Retriever in a park full of squirrels to resist picking up your phone.

I wonder if there are more brown or gray squirrels in this part of the country?

I know … G..O..O..G..L..E