Jessica, You also better check that that dots at the end of each sentence are an exact perfect circle. You know that sloppy and less round periods are the mark of a sloppy woman with the wrong kind of eyebrows.

Dave … You go guy … call ’em like you see ’em. Your mansplaining skills about a woman’s grooming habits are extraordinary.

Hummmm … I guess we can see why males of the species are second only to the females of our species.